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How To Poop in 96 Languages Book

How To Poop in 96 Languages Book

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How To Poop in 96 Languages Book

Some books teach you French. This one teaches you how to announce you’re off for a poo in 96 languages. Useful? Absolutely not. Funny? Very. How To Poop in 96 Languages is a novelty gift book packed with polite, dramatic and ridiculous bathroom phrases from around the world. Perfect for Secret Santa, stocking fillers and anyone who treats the loo as sacred reading time. Impress your mates, confuse your partner, make yourself laugh. Job done.

USPs

• Novelty gift book with 96 ways to say you are off for a poop

• Toilet humour meets world languages

• Perfect for loo reading, Secret Santa and stocking fillers

• Great gift for boyfriends, husbands and mates with a silly side

Dimensions

  • Depth : 1.10 cm
  • Height : 14.40 cm
  • Width : 10.60 cm

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SKU: YHU0959

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